I knew a girl name Gauri.
Who had a curious medical history!
Everytime she sat to tea,
She would jump thrice in glee.
Then would order to bring her some pastry!
What better than a Limerick to bring a smile on one’s lips? This is a limerick that i had written sometime back, purely out of fun and not with any intention to hurt anyone. The lady named here is, incidentally, my wife. I confirm that I am alive and kicking even after having shared this with her; this declaration proving once more that all this was written in pure jest. 🙂